My name is Daniel.

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I am the guitarist and singer of the sexy new band the Phonies. I realize that the boys and I have been in a band together for some time, but our attitude (and name) are definitely new. Enough about that stuff.

If you want to find out about the band as a whole, then head to the history page. I will use this page to tell you about my place in The Phonies pantheon.

I was born about 22 years ago in the city of North York to a couple of very sassy parents. I spent the first years of my life in Scarborough, before I moved to the quickly inflating city of Newmarket. It was during my grade 10 gym class that the idea of forming a band first came to me. At this point in my life the only instrument I knew how to play was the trombone, which was hardly the weapon of a rock star. So I hooked up with fellow long-haired goofs Brandon and Chris. I hesitantly became a singer. We searched far and wide for a suitable drummer. Finally after auditioning some lads with serious timing problems, we fell upon Jeffers. I learned to play the guitar through sheer experience during the early years of the band. I started out slowly, but I eventually gained some licks, and began to play shows with an axe in hand. We added another guitar player named Aaron during our years as Johnny Popular. He never actually played a show with us, and we cut him loose before he had the chance. Chris has not returned to our newest line-up, and I have become the band's sole guitarist.I attend the University of Windsor where I am a student in the BFA Acting program. I enjoy acting, but not necessarily for movies and TV. I love the rush of being on stage, which is why I am crazy about live shows with The Phonies. It feels like a really good rush. I have been in one professional movie during my career. I had fun, but absolutely nothing compares to being on stage. When I am done my training I shall return to Toronto, and take the theatre scene by storm.

Umm… Well, I am not sure what else to write so I will give you a random list of facts:
-I am obsessed with nice watches.
-I work out almost every day.
-I am in love with Brandon's mom.
-I have seen a ghost.
-In the opinion of many of my friends, I cuss way too much.
-I like getting dressed in suits and ties.
-I suck at golf.
-I hate getting punched in the face by idiots who think that I was hitting on their girlfriends, even though I probably was. I know that you only did that because you were jealous. That's right jealous!
-I think that Crocodile Hunter is the best show on earth.
-I have a housemate that likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer so much,
that it scares me. Bad.-My girlfriend is prettier than yours.